That's what she said

"What's this? And where did you put it?" These are the words I overheard my husband speaking to one of our children this evening while I was in the kitchen cooking. I had to chuckle, realizing how often I speak the same words every day. I can't tell you what it was or where they put it, but we can figure the answer out together with a simple multiple choice quiz.

1. What's this?
a. A clump of dog or cat fur
b. A kernel of puppy chow
c. Something flammable
d. Something with a cutting edge

2. Where did you put it?
a. In the couch
b. In the toilet
c. In your mouth
d. In an alternate body cavity (nostril, ear, etc.)